...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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