Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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