My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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