Nicole vs. Life
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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