Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am one with the molecules
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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