would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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