Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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