If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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