I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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