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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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