I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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