i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
