escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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