Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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