This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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