im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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