I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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