Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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