We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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