Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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