im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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