I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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