Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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