My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize