How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i will never coherently bang her
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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