margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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