He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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