If that was your dad, he is hot
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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