Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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