The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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