Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize
