i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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