i may or may not be watching the land before time
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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