i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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