Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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