i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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