Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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