this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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