yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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