I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
