got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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