Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So much rum. So many feels.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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