he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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