What a fucking waste of an outfit
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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