I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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