He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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