If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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