Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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