Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
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Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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