I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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