THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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