Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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