honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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