While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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