BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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