why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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