i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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