This show inspires me to have sex in space
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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