wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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